The new MLP episode!
|—||Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via humingyay)|
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
If Star Wars were a 1980’s High School movie.
WOW WAIT HANG ON JUST A MINUTE
excuse me we need to talk about motorcycle gang Vader and Fett
The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”
I ADORE THIS.