You gotta love dialogues in porn.
IM STILL FUCKING CRYING OVER THIS VINE
That one friend that dont fuck with pets
thats it christmas is ruined. santa’s a fucking furry
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
I just snorted my coffee out